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Crusader Hymns`and Hymn Stories by Billy Graham Team
KSh500.00I listen to contemporary christian music from time to time. They don’t compare to the artistry and feeling that went into the old hymns. It is next to impossible to find a church that uses hymnals anymore. I think these songs need to be preserved. The Billy Graham Team did an excellent job choosing songs, compiling biographies and stories about the authors of the hymns contained in this book.
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Heart Strings- a collection of Poems by Onejikũ
KSh700.00… even though darkness will cloud your vision,
The stars will be the light when you dream,
Guiding you to better paths,
Reminding you of the success in new chances …Heart Strings is a collection of poems of hope, rebirth, and reawakening.
It is a source of hope to those who have given up, or are going through hardships; a reminder that there is light at the end of the tunnel, that this too shall pass, and a new day will come.
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Our Dumb World
KSh1,000.00Our Dumb World: The Onion’s Atlas of The Planet Earth, 73rd Edition features incorrect statistics on all of the Earth’s 168, 182, or 196 independent nations.
It also features maps, including a fold-out world map at actual size. Readers will learn about every country from Afghanistan, “Allah’s Cat Box,” to the Ukraine, “The Bridebasket of Europe.”
Today’s news-parody consumer cannot possibly understand made-up current events without the context of fake world history and geography. That is why The Onion is publishing a world atlas: to help us.
Our Dumb World is an invaluable tool for any reader interested in overthrowing a weakened government in East Asia, exploiting a developing nation in Africa, or for directions to tonight’s party at Erica’s. It is a reference guide to 250,000 of the world’s most important places, such as North Korea’s Trench of Victory, the Great Human Pyramid of Egypt, and Saudi Arabia’s superhighway, the Mohammedobahn.
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Uncle John’s 4-Ply Bathroom Reader
Here’s a potpourri of stimulating reading for moments when nothing but the most absorbing material will do! No more frantic searches at the last minute for that perfect magazine article. No agonizing choices between light reading and the serious stuff. This 4-ply reader has it all: entertainment, humor, education, trivia, science, history, pop culture . and more! Of course, it’s even divided by length – you can spend a minute with the Quickies, relax with Normal Length articles, or really get comfortable with long Items.
With Uncle John’s 4-Ply Bathroom Reader strategically placed in your home, you’ll settle in happily and read about:The Origins of Common Words and Phrases
The 7 Wonders of the Ancient World
The Real Difference Between Burger King and McDonald’s
Elvis’s Letter to Richard Nixon
The Curse of King Tut
What’s in a Twinkie
Bizarre Lawsuits . and a whole lot more.
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Holding Up the Universe
KSh400.00Everyone thinks they know Libby Strout, the girl once dubbed “America’s Fattest Teen.” But no one’s taken the time to look past her weight to get to know who she really is. Following her mom’s death, she’s been picking up the pieces in the privacy of her home, dealing with her heartbroken father and her own grief. Now, Libby’s ready: for high school, for new friends, for love, and for every possibility life has to offer. In that moment, I know the part I want to play here at MVB High. I want to be the girl who can do anything.
Everyone thinks they know Jack Masselin, too. Yes, he’s got swagger, but he’s also mastered the impossible art of giving people what they want, of fitting in. What no one knows is that Jack has a newly acquired secret: he can’t recognize faces. Even his own brothers are strangers to him. He’s the guy who can re-engineer and rebuild anything, but he can’t understand what’s going on with the inner workings of his brain. So he tells himself to play it cool: Be charming. Be hilarious. Don’t get too close to anyone.
Until he meets Libby. When the two get tangled up in a cruel high school game—which lands them in group counseling and community service—Libby and Jack are both pissed, and then surprised. Because the more time they spend together, the less alone they feel. Because sometimes when you meet someone, it changes the world, theirs and yours.
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Lanterns and Lances
“I trust that this collection of pieces will prove that I have not become, at sixty-six going on fifty, as one friend of mine gallantly put it, completely ‘lubugrious’. Many things, or rather people and ideas, are dealt with here in what I hope is a humorous vein, for, as I keep pointing out, humor in a living culture must not be put away in the attic with the flag, but should be flaunted, like the flag, bravely.”
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Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
KSh800.00David Sedaris plays in the snow with his sisters. He goes on vacation with his family. He gets a job selling drinks. He attends his brother’s wedding. He mops his sister’s floor. He gives directions to a lost traveler. He eats a hamburger. He has his blood sugar tested. It all sounds so normal, doesn’t it? In his newest collection of essays, David Sedaris lifts the corner of ordinary life, revealing the absurdity teeming below its surface. His world is alive with obscure desires and hidden motives — a world where forgiveness is automatic and an argument can be the highest form of love. Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim is another unforgettable collection from one of the wittiest and most original writers at work today.
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Politically, Fashionably, and Aerodynamically Incorrect: The First Outland Collection
KSh200.00A collection of the best strips from “Outland,” the Sunday spinoff of “Bloom County,” introduces Rosebud the Basselope and Milquetoast the cross-dressing cockroach
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Sh*t My Dad Says
KSh500.00After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is “like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,” has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him:
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Murphy’s Law and Other Reasons Why Things Go Wrong
KSh400.00Pertinent words of wisdom called from the perverse, but humorous, intricacies of life in the twentieth century
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All the Dave Barry you could ever want
KSh1,000.00You’ve seen him campaign for president, you’ve laughed at his nationally syndicated newspaper column, now you can own him well, at least the best of his writing.
Here, for the first time in one fat volume, are four of the funniest books by Dave Barry, America’s cleverest writer and a Pulitzer Prize-winner to boot! Learn Dave’s techniques for earning raves as a lover and a parent. Follow his handyman hints and see how easy it is to beat a home into submission. Discover the key steps to kicking and scratching and cheating your way up the corporate ladder.
Whatever the subject, Dave Barry is sure to delight you with his quirky and clever observations.
